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Fairly Odd

• Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated in Florida Home
  In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and ma […]
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• Swordsmen for Hire
  KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A man robbed a Kansas City restaurant Tuesday night armed with a samurai sword, police said. The suspect entered Church's Chicken, at 55th and Prospect, just before 10 p.m. Tuesday wearing a dark-gray hooded sweatshirt and carrying the sword, according to a statement from the Kansas City Police Department. The man was described as a l […]
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• They called Greg Norman the shark. This is his back story.
  Ok this is the situation: You're having a pleasant afternoon with your buddies, playing the links at San Juan Hills Golf Club. You arrive at the 12th tee box at the San Juan Capistrano course and there you see it: A shark, very much alive and thrashing around on the grass. OK, so it was only a 2-foot-long shark, but still. "Shark falling from the s […]
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• My Bumper Sticker Project
  Hey I am selling these bumper stickers over on my other site. Vote for The Turd Sandwich or the Giant Douche by buying one and putting it on your friends car with out telling them. Also popular is the "Don't blame me I voted for Ron Paul. This one is for your car or truck. […]
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• Man Sues Sexual Supplement Company For Genital Damage
  HOUSTON (Texas) – A Texas man has sued a sexual enhancement supplement company for allegedly causing his penis to fracture in a disturbing incident at a Houston motel. Adrian Carter, 29, blames the supplement VirilisPro he bought last year, but urologists have told ABC News that penile fractures are most often the result of rough sex. According to the lawsui […]
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• Never Pretend to be Big Foot
  A man dressed in a military-style "ghillie" suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said. The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway […]
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