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Flying apology drone to be developed for use in the Middle East

By on February 23, 2012 in Jokes, Parody

In light of new developments with the accidental burning of the Noble Koran in Afghanistan, the US department of defense has decided to go ahead with the flying apology drone program.  AKA High Altitude Apology Delivery System. or (HAADS).

Defense department sources have confirmed that this is the a picture of the new technology and that it will be deployed in the Middle Eastern theater in early 2013. The program is inspired by the quick and furious apologies delivered by President Obama all over the world and it is believed that just as he is able to sign bills into law by robot; that the citizens of the Middle East will accept this done not as it’s high altitude master of death, but a flying extension of American goodwill able to deliver devastating apologies that make everyone as newly minted defense department spokesman Samuel L. Jackson said “Calm the fu&! down”.

Mr. Jackson said that “When Skynet becomes sentient we will all be able to count on this technology to calm crowds here in the US as well”. Let’s hope so Mother F#$Ker, Let’s hope so! ~ Keb Radics

 

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  1. Keb Radics says:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Checking to see if these comments go back to my blog.

  2. Keb says:
    February 23, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I thought this was top notch material. Hmmmmmm!