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Iowahawk bloody Iowahawk

I am so glad that there someone sticking up for this Young
man a man that has served his country so greatly and banged every chick on the
POM squad. This is far beyond truth to Power and is gone on to the area of area
52. Not heard of Area 52? All I can tell you is that it is way more secret than
Area 51.

 

 Stop the Lies

 

 As a decorated
combat veteran
of Bush's Iraq misadventure, I am all too familiar with the
saying "the first casualty of war is truth." Because this administration sold us
a war of empire on a double stack combo of lies, biggie sized them, and served
them up with extra mustard. And I was there to see it, man.

Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios
Photo courtesy Sears Portrait Studios

My story starts in 2001. I was a sophomore at Mayfield High, a star athlete
who was captain of the basketball, football, and track teams, and had
singlehandly scored 200 home runs in one memorable wrestling meet against the
Riverdale Archies. Obviously, this made me irresistable to girls, and I easily
bagged the entire pom squad after winning my 4th straight state debate
championship. No shit dude, I totally taped the whole thing, but I left it in
the VCR and my stupid mom recorded it over with an episode of Wheel of Fortune.

 

 

 

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